kirkspocks:

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

car-lol-yn:

me, a former homestuck: *gently minds my own business*

hussie: “wanna find out what your true sign is?”

me, once again a homestuck: “fuck.”