Tag: wow
some guy: instinct just memes around uselessly, i hardly see any of their gyms
me: holds ur face gently listen to me you little shit
davekat is *that* couple that says “fuck you” and “fuck you too” and immediately follows that with “I love you” and “I love you too”s
also theyre playing smash bros
i’m going to jail
me: omg im so cute someone should date me im so loyal and cute and great date me date me date me
also me: im disabled and dependent and mentally ill beyond belief and for someone to date me they’d basically have to commit to helping me with stuff from day one to the day they inevitably cant deal with it anymore and break it off or end up marrying me just to kill me in my sleep and collect the life insurance money
Yulisspace 