put your zesty hands together and wriggle your little arm sausages in solute for the one and only equius doin the voidy thing
i dont care what anybody says. equius is a gorgeous buff horsechild with only a mild hygiene problem. i will come at them like a spidermonkey on thirty pounds of cocaine whoever decides to lay their greasy little digits on this angel of a hoofbeast boy. protect him at all costs.
another part of disastrouspancakes commission (this belongs to the commissioner so please dont post anywhere else)