
swamp
My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:
“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.
“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.
“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”
“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents
i really love oversized clothing that distorts your silhouette. I love being formless
i hate the anxiety that comes with loving something so dearly and knowing that in a matter of months it’ll become seen as a “cringy” interest
*finds something cool* Sweet! Wonder how long I’ll be permitted to enjoy this!
Aries:
the signs as weird shit they did in d&d
Taurus:
The Signs as Mythical Creatures
Gemini: The signs as cosmic forces aligning against me
Cancer: the signs as blood types
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra: The Signs As People The Law Firm I Used To Work For Has Represented
Scorpio: the signs as shitposts
the signs as Equius Zahhak quotes
Capricorn: the signs in the 2016 clownpocalypse
Aquarius:
the signs as terrible stage cues from Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
Pisces:
how the signs will die
I cannot BELIEVE
this is a 2x Homestuck ref^2


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