neverblogidly:

geekandmisandry:

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

The Signs As “The Signs As” Posts

homestuckisautistic:

unfathomabletortoise:

Aries:

the signs as weird shit they did in d&d

Taurus:

The Signs as Mythical Creatures

Gemini: The signs as cosmic forces aligning against me

Cancer: the signs as blood types

Leo:

the signs and shipping

Virgo:

The signs as color palettes

Libra: The Signs As People The Law Firm I Used To Work For Has Represented

Scorpio: the signs as shitposts

Sagittarius:

the signs as Equius Zahhak quotes

Capricorn: the signs in the 2016 clownpocalypse

Aquarius:

the signs as terrible stage cues from Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Pisces:

how the signs will die

I cannot BELIEVE

this is a 2x Homestuck ref^2

ANTI DYSPHORIA POST

turtle-pride:

Let’s try something:

IF YOU ARE FEELING DYSPHORIC, REBLOG THIS POST.

If anyone sees you reblogging this post, they can send you an uplifting message to make you feel better.

The trans community is a beautiful community, let’s proof it once and for all by being there for each other in time of need.