bakvvas:

ghettoinuyasha:

silly-slacker-person:

spectralbarbholland:

apartmentofstabs:

gadgethewolf:

starry-nightengale:

awesomealfry:

doorstoplord:

incendiarysongbird:

safety-officer-barto:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

bisexualgambit:

jewishdragon:

officialqueer:

safety-officer-barto:

“Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney’s funniest bit” is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it

The overlooking of “The One Thing You Can’t Replace” is a criminal act.

LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU

HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES????

Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever

The responses to this post have been so amazing because it’s reminded me, and I’m sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd

okay, but eighth graders

….. could be a nursery.

being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi

“Why buy the cow, question mark?”

THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE

And then. He ordered one black coffee for himself.

And kept driving.

LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS

“We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain”

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT

Y’know, how you talk to your grandma?

hello? HUSH

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

Maybe, im not that popular so most times no one shows up on my streams, and my mic is fucked up so i wouldnt be able to talk and talking is my favorite thing to do on streams, besides drawing of course. But yeah, maybe some day…

Sorry

Heyo

reallyreallyreallytrying:

women love it when you replace every board of a ship with a new board, raising philosophical questions about whether it remains the same ship