everything i know about steel ball run

casualzeppeli:

emeraldradiation:

from someone who is about to start it but hasnt

  • johnny joestar’s finely toned buttcheeks
  • its a horse race? a horse race for the corpse of jesus christ???
  • wasnt part 6 religiously ambiguous enough do we need moRE
  • the antagonist is the president of the united states
  • and he is ONE FINE PIECE OF ASS MIGHT I ADD
  • go go zeppeli
  • pizza mozarella
  • that ringo roadsign guy??
  • i want hot pants in my hot pants
  • dio brando is back and also a dinosaur
  • dr. fertilizer?????whta is he wearing. i like him
  • LUCY STEEL IS BEST JOJO GIRL
  • im kinda gettin the dokis for scarlet. this is not good
  • funny valentine, funnier valentine, funniest valentine,
  • this sounds like a post from that baby names simulator on twitter
  • i feel like im forgetting a major character but i dont know who
  • johnny and his father do not get along
  • johnny has like. a spinny fingernail???what the fuck kind of power is this??????
  • feel ball run
  • i thought i knew more about this part than i actually do. i dont even know who wins the fucking race. does anyone win the race?
  • maybe the actual race is the friends we made along the way (haha jk theyre all dead)
  • ok so valentine is either dropdead gorgeous or fugly as hell and there is literally no in between
  • i think this is the longest one of my first impressions lists has been?? it feels short. im hype
  • johnny is au jonathan? what the fuck happened in the transition between universes to fuck jonathan up so bad?????
  • who the fuck has a bug bite fetish?
  • actually isnt gyro like? into watersports? what the fuck is going on?
  • gyro is caesar, diego is dio, lucy is erina(?), hot pants is a nun
  • valentine is a nasty fuck im callin the cops

ok thats probably it im gonna go read my horse riding sports manga now

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