Playing anything after playing assassinâs creed for a month: why the fUCK canât I climb this
assassinâs creed was the first video game I ever played, and I finished the first game in a weekend more or less without pause. then I went to work on Monday and, being totally unfamiliar with the Tetris effect, was extremely taken aback by the immediate impulse to reach my teller station by vaulting over the counter. I mean, I didnât even question it at first. I made it maybe two long purposeful steps forward before my brain caught up and I spent the rest of the day doubting my own actions.
One time I played so much Bioshock at the weekend that on my walk to uni the next day I saw a vaguely rectangular bit of trash out the corner of my eye and automatically thought âbetter pick up that first aid kitâ
When fallout 4 came out, I played so much of it that when I saw a pile of wood near my house, I tried to scrap it and was perplexed as to why it wasnât selectable.
after playing the sims i mistakenly thought i was alive and had feelings
okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying âhewwoâ so since then I started saying âhewwoâ instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely âhewwoâlike with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwoâs a day
but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking âHEWWO??â echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me
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