scotchtapeofficial:

keep this top secret, ok?

here he is…

nunyabizni:

cleffys:

dad theres a jjba blogger in our backyard making weird poses again

philtardis:

carnival-phantasm:

thatll-do:

beeorchids:

enecoo:

Buff anime characters with an optimistic personality are in

These two would also like your consideration

starlightmagika:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I got a tattoo of Casper the friendly ghost on my thigh. When I would slap it, he’d whisper the answers to my math test to me. If anyone else tried to slap it, Casper would say “not so friendly now, huh?” and then proceed to choke them.

man, paying attention to who’s posting these makes a huge difference

brad-lee-a-tailor:

a-zzurra:

a-zzurra:

hi wlecome to olive garden would you like olive or garden

waiter smacking their ass on your table so the dishes rattle: can i interest you in an appetiser? 

you: i’ll have garden

waiter: wrong answer you stupid weaboo bitch. we onlu serve olive and now i have to kill you 

This website is one big philosopher stone and we are all the different souls crying out at once to create confusing statements and posts.