lesbiananabray:

lesbiananabray:

i saw hewwo in voice chat because

it either instantly aggros all allies or i get a returning chorus of “HEWWO??? AWE YOU THEWE?” from all cursed friends who are immune to the aggro effects of hewwo

either way it gets everyone’s attention immediately

“Hewwo?” Cantrip. Instant. Verbal component. Duration one minute, no concentration. Upon casting, everyone in hearing range rolls a will save. On a failed save they immediately become hostile to the caster. Anyone else with this cantrip does not need to make the save and can also cast Hewwo as a free action on everyone previously affected. Instead of repeating the will save, each person affected by the original Hewwo immediately gets advantage on melee attacks and strength checks, and disadvantage on concentration, ranged attacks, charisma checks, and dexterity checks for the duration. 

thisisspinaltapprivilege:

king-wewuz:

kangs-n-sheyut:

steven-universe-official:

Some idiot: I don’t support gender roles

Male character: *does something remotely feminine*

Some idiot: LOOK AT MY TRANS BABY

Same idiot: Stop labeling mental disorders, that’s ableist uwu

Some character: *Is somewhat awkward in social situations*

Same idiot: AUTISM, MY NEURODIVERGENT HONEYPOP

same idiot: we need more mentally ill characters

character: shows symptoms of mental illness

same idiot: this character is so abusive and problematic

Same idiot: platonic relationships are really important, don’t forget those

Some character: *is friends with another character of the same sex*

Same idiot: LOOK AT THESE GAY BBS IT’S CANON THEY’RE GAY AAAAAH